Hi. I’m Clementine and, to be honest, I’m feeling very pleased with myself. You see, I’m a radicalized step-daughter with a delusional boyfriend (a kind of partner-in-crime thingy) and we decided to turn drugging and forgery into a care-giving career path. Smart idea, huh? And the next thing you know, me and my hottie are in a movie called Little Miss Sociopath, and everyone wants to watch!